not like you could tell him no, anyway. you'd just end up fighting it out.
[ baji and mikey duking it out in a denny's parking lot...on brand, honestly. ]
yeah. suit and tie and everything. shirt has to be collared, but the pattern can be whatever. we gotta go pick up our badges soon, too.
[ baji in a suit all the time...he can see so much clothing expenses in his future, it's uncanny. ]
i can, but what makes you think i want to be sewing up your monkey suit weekly, dumbass? at least take off the jacket if you're gonna torch something sewing it up is one thing, but replacing fabric is expensive, and pretty sure we're all broke as shit right now.
w/e, I don't mind knuckle dusting it out with him. he's gets too bratty anyway, if we let him run his mouth and have his way 27/4.
[Says the number one offender, but, you know.]
the pattern can be anything??
[He's no Mitsuya; fashion-forward is not in his vocabulary; and he's never given thought to the makeup of collared shirt beyond 'white, itchy, and starchy', but if he's going to be stuck buttoned up to the teeth for the rest of his days in hell, maybe it's time to get interesting.
Or garish, at least. Offensively orange, with stripes, just to make Mitsuya cringe.
Honestly though, anything that'll get him outta the Valhalla jacket.]
a gentleman leaves his shit buttoned when he's making car fire~ besides, elbow patches go well with gasoline = elbow grease.
aw c'mon, you know you'll end up doing it anyway. 1st time you see one of us walking around with loose threads and scorch marks, you ain't gonna be able to take it.
...u got me on the broke as shit memo tho. We'll turn that around quick. We were broke as shit in life, it's too fucking stupid to be broke as shit in death.
yeah, right. he'd flatten your ass, then he'd flatten mine. that's a losing battle.
[ he's gonna hear about that bed incident and when he does, oh boy, you motherfuckers.
somehow, that question sounds pretty ominous. ]
oi the uglier you make it the less motivated i'm gonna be to fix your shit would feel like an insult to my aesthetic sense
[ do you think he works with cringe, baji? do you? he can just picture it now, and he's barely resisting the urge to wince. knowing the younger boy, he'd definitely go out of his way to pick something worse than peh-yan's normal choice of school shirts. ]
you're gonna have to clean those yourself, and probably get them dry-cleaned you know if you put shit with gasoline on it in the washing machine it'll explode, right.
[ baji's mom probably did most of his laundry, so some part of him is in doubt of rest of toman's clothes washing abilities... ]
yeah, we'll see about that.
that's the plan. i got a job already, so you should start looking. just don't get fired too quick. i'll kick your ass myself if you do
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Date: 2022-09-23 07:44 am (UTC)[ baji and mikey duking it out in a denny's parking lot...on brand, honestly. ]
yeah. suit and tie and everything. shirt has to be collared, but the pattern can be whatever.
we gotta go pick up our badges soon, too.
[ baji in a suit all the time...he can see so much clothing expenses in his future, it's uncanny. ]
i can, but what makes you think i want to be sewing up your monkey suit weekly, dumbass? at least take off the jacket if you're gonna torch something
sewing it up is one thing, but replacing fabric is expensive, and pretty sure we're all broke as shit right now.
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Date: 2022-09-25 09:55 am (UTC)[Says the number one offender, but, you know.]
the pattern can be anything??
[He's no Mitsuya; fashion-forward is not in his vocabulary; and he's never given thought to the makeup of collared shirt beyond 'white, itchy, and starchy', but if he's going to be stuck buttoned up to the teeth for the rest of his days in hell, maybe it's time to get interesting.
Or garish, at least. Offensively orange, with stripes, just to make Mitsuya cringe.
Honestly though, anything that'll get him outta the Valhalla jacket.]
a gentleman leaves his shit buttoned when he's making car fire~ besides, elbow patches go well with gasoline = elbow grease.
aw c'mon, you know you'll end up doing it anyway. 1st time you see one of us walking around with loose threads and scorch marks, you ain't gonna be able to take it.
...u got me on the broke as shit memo tho. We'll turn that around quick. We were broke as shit in life, it's too fucking stupid to be broke as shit in death.
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Date: 2022-09-28 10:04 am (UTC)[ he's gonna hear about that bed incident and when he does, oh boy, you motherfuckers.
somehow, that question sounds pretty ominous. ]
oi
the uglier you make it the less motivated i'm gonna be to fix your shit
would feel like an insult to my aesthetic sense
[ do you think he works with cringe, baji? do you?
he can just picture it now, and he's barely resisting the urge to wince. knowing the younger boy, he'd definitely go out of his way to pick something worse than peh-yan's normal choice of school shirts. ]
you're gonna have to clean those yourself, and probably get them dry-cleaned
you know if you put shit with gasoline on it in the washing machine it'll explode, right.
[ baji's mom probably did most of his laundry, so some part of him is in doubt of rest of toman's clothes washing abilities... ]
yeah, we'll see about that.
that's the plan. i got a job already, so you should start looking. just don't get fired too quick.
i'll kick your ass myself if you do